Surfer Rosa
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Surfer Rosa.
Caution: Surfer Rosa may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Surfer Rosa contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Surfer Rosa on concrete.
Discontinue use of Surfer Rosa if any of the following occurs:
-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary Blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart Palpitations
If Surfer Rosa begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Surfer Rosa may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Surfer Rosa should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Surfer Rosa, Flipshot Products Incorporated, and its parent company GloboChem, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Surfer Rosa include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Surfer Rosa has been shipped to our troops in Iraq and is also being dropped by our warplanes on North Korea.
Do not taunt Surfer Rosa.
Surfer Rosa comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Surfer Rosa: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Caution: Surfer Rosa may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Surfer Rosa contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Surfer Rosa on concrete.
Discontinue use of Surfer Rosa if any of the following occurs:
-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary Blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart Palpitations
If Surfer Rosa begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Surfer Rosa may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Surfer Rosa should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Surfer Rosa, Flipshot Products Incorporated, and its parent company GloboChem, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Surfer Rosa include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Surfer Rosa has been shipped to our troops in Iraq and is also being dropped by our warplanes on North Korea.
Do not taunt Surfer Rosa.
Surfer Rosa comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Surfer Rosa: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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